WALL OF SHAME

Welcome to the Wall of Shame 😈
This is what we like to call our Karma Queue—aka the Chargeback Chronicles—a place where we document the most questionable orders and shady refund attempts that have cost our small business time, energy, and resources.

Not today, scammer.

While we always try to give the benefit of the doubt, this page exists to promote transparency and protect others from being duped by the same characters. All info shown is anonymous and compliant with privacy standards—but just enough to hold folks accountable.

If you see your order listed and believe it’s a mistake, you’re welcome to reach out and make it right. Otherwise… enjoy your spot on the Wall. 👀

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Jonathan S. | San Jose, CA

Email: jonathanthores******@gmail.com
Offense: Shenanigans
Flavors: Juicy Jolt, Watermelon Blast, Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Details:
This one was tough, folks.
Jonathan had eight successful orders with us—small ones, $25–$40—before things took a turn. That’s what made this especially disappointing.

He claimed not once, not twice, but three times in a row that he received tabs that weren’t ours. Each time it was a different flavor—what are the odds? The photos he sent looked nothing like our tabs. The final straw? A picture of something that looked more like an Altoid than anything we’ve ever produced—completely unscored and clearly not ours.

At first, we gave him the benefit of the doubt. He was a repeat customer, so we refunded the first two claims to investigate further. But by the third claim, it was obvious—he wasn’t just unlucky, he was playing us.

Our Discord fam was quick to call out the nonsense, and after we let him know the jig was up—and that he’d officially made it to the Wall of Shame—he quietly disappeared.

It’s people like this who make it harder to trust real customers when something does go wrong. And that’s exactly why we have this page.

Congrats, Jonathan. You earned your spot. 🫡 

Not today, scammer.

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Erik H. | Glendale, CA

Email: eri***@gmail.com
Order Total: $308.88
Order Date: 4/23/25
Status: Chargeback Filed
Product: 5g Golden Dose

Details:
Customer claimed he was shorted 2 grams from a 5-gram jar—something that is not physically possible given how our product is measured and packed. He submitted a photo showing the jar at exactly 3.0 grams, which means the powder was fully removed, the jar tared, and then the contents funneled back in—minus the 2 grams.

We had already canceled an earlier order attempt on 4/19/25 after our bank alerted us that this customer had a history of chargebacks with other vendors they process for. Unfortunately, he placed another order a few days later that slipped through before we could act.

We requested a photo simply to show proof that any product was received—a standard step in our dispute process. But it was only after informing him that we would be including this case on our Wall of Shame (to help protect other vendors) that he became frantic, sending over 20 emails begging us not to publish anything and offering to "just go away."

Shortly after, the chargeback came through anyway.

Bottom line: Keeping product and filing a chargeback isn’t a dispute—it’s theft.
This page exists to help prevent other small businesses from being taken advantage of.
Not today, scammer.

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Alex M. | St. Petersburg, FL

Email: h8f****@gmail.com
Order Total: $149.99
Order Date: 4/15/25
Status: Refunded - Returned Product Missing 60 Tabs
Product: 100ct Tiny Tarts

Details:
Alex claimed his Tiny Tarts tasted like licorice and chemicals. That same night, despite it being against our policy, we made an exception and sent him a return label. A few days later, he messaged to say the return was tracking. We processed a refund right away—assuming the full 100-count order was being sent back, minus a few samples.

When the package arrived, we discovered that over 30 tablets were missing from each 50ct tube. So much for “licorice and chemicals”—looks like someone enjoyed more than a taste.

We later followed up with an explanation: a small amount of a newer “cream” batch had been mistakenly mixed in with the original lemon flavoring—accounting for the surprise in taste. Even if he’d returned 75% of the product, **that would’ve been fine—**if it had ended there.

But instead, Alex went onto another vendor’s Discord to publicly call us liars—copying part of our message out of context while conveniently leaving out what we actually said:

"That said, it still contains the same amount of 7-OH, which is what we're really selling at the end of the day—so it should definitely still do the trick in that department. But, we've also become known for our flavors, so I totally get why the surprise threw you off."

Cherry-picked outrage and missing product?
Not today, scammer.

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Sydney S. | DeLand, FL 32720

Email: thes***@gmail.com
Reddit: u/excell***_Serve1***
Order Total: $116.82
Order Date: 5/13/25
Status: Chargeback Filed
Product: 20ct 15MG Lil' Nans & 20ct 30MG Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Details: 

Customer emailed after hours claiming his order was underdosed and said he felt nothing. He also admitted to reselling our tabs “as a side hustle” to coworkers—a clear violation of our policies and completely against what we stand for as a company.

In his message, he incorrectly referred to our Cinnamon Toast Crunch tabs as “40MG,” a strength we have never offered in that flavor. All products are clearly labeled and undergo third-party lab testing to ensure they meet or exceed labeled potency. While we do receive occasional feedback, it's nearly nonexistent compared to the tens of thousands of tabs we move per run—if there were an actual batch issue, we'd know.

We do not offer refunds based on individual effect, as 7-OH can affect each person differently due to a range of personal factors (tolerance, diet, sleep, hydration, etc.). This is clearly stated in our policy. Despite this, Sydney escalated the situation with threats of a chargeback and public slander on Reddit when he didn’t receive an immediate reply to an after-hours message. He then followed through with the chargeback—after receiving and keeping the full order.

Bottom Line:

Claiming a product is underdosed because it didn’t work for you doesn’t override verified lab results—or our clearly stated no-refund policy. Filing a chargeback after using and keeping the product is not a resolution—it’s fraud. This customer has been permanently blacklisted, and we’re sharing this to protect other small businesses from similar abuse.

🛑 Result: Permanently blacklisted from purchasing.
💸 Status: Filed a chargeback—product stolen.
📢 Reminder: Threatening small businesses with chargebacks and smear campaigns is theft, not a refund strategy.

Not today, scammer.